Shipping policy

Shipping Information

We currently ship to the U.S. (for now).

Free shipping on 3+ shirts.
Because if you’re surviving parenting, you’ve earned it.

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Order Processing

Every shirt is made to order, not pulled from a dusty shelf or a regret bin.

Orders are typically processed within 2 business days.

We take a minute so it’s done right.
You’ve waited this long, what’s a few more days?

Processing times may vary during busy periods (and let’s be honest, life is always a little busy).

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Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, delivery usually takes 4-6 business days, depending on your location.

You’ll receive tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

Track it obsessively.
Or don’t.
We support both parenting styles.

Please note: shipping times are estimates. Carriers, weather, and general chaos exist. Once it leaves us, it’s out of our hands, but we’ll always help if something goes sideways.

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Order Updates

You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order ships.

If anything looks off, email us at:
unfilteredthoughtsshop@hotmail.com

Real humans. No bots. No nonsense.

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Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout.

We joke about everything.
Not your payment info.

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Simple. Reliable. Slightly sarcastic. Just how we like it.