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I'm Not Saying I'm Judging You But I Am - Cat - T-Shirt

Color: White
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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CERTIFIABLY UNHINGED

Description & Sizing

What You’re Getting

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

Translation: actually soft.

Not “give it time” soft.

Soft the second you put it on.

• Pre-Shrunk Fabric

It won’t dramatically change personalities in the dryer.

We handled the shrinkage part.

• Lightweight & Breathable (4.5 oz)

Comfortable all day.

Even if the day isn’t cooperating.

• Sizing & Fit

True-to-size unisex fit

Slightly more fitted than a heavy classic tee

Lightweight and soft (like your ego after reading some of these shirts)

Size up for oversized energy

Order your normal size for a standard fit

It fits the way a good T-shirt should.

Comfortable.

Flattering.

Low drama.

• Durable, High-Quality Print

Sharp. Long-lasting.

Made to survive washes, compliments, and bad decisions.

• Tear-Away Label

No scratchy neck situation.

Rip it out if you want. We won’t take it personally.

• Made to Order

Your shirt doesn’t exist until you say it should.

We print it just for you. No mass piles. No dusty shelves.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

• Cold water only.

Hot water is for overachievers.

• Turn it inside out before washing.

Protect the graphic you’re about to wear into the ground.

• Use a gentle detergent.

We made it well. You just have to not ruin it.

• First wash might bleed a little.

Separate it from your fancy stuff. We warned you.

• No bleach.

• No harsh detergents.

• No fabric softener, it messes with the texture, and we worked hard on that.

Drying Instructions

  1. Air dry if you can.
    High heat may shrink it. And nobody wants accidental crop tops.
  2. If you must use a dryer, tumble dry low (delicate setting works too).
  3. Remove promptly once dry to avoid wrinkles.

    We’re not ironing it for you.

Ironing (If You’re That Person)

• Do not iron directly on the graphic.

• Turn the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth.

We like the design. Let’s not ruin our hard work.

 

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

Good Things Take a Minute.

We offer free shipping on orders over $75.

Commitment should be rewarded.

Every shirt is made to order. It doesn’t exist until you click “buy.” We print it specifically for you.

Orders typically ship within 3–7 business days.

Once shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 business days depending on your location.

You’ll receive tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

Track it obsessively. Or don’t. Either way, it’s moving.

Shipping timelines are estimates. Carrier delays, weather, and general chaos can happen. Once it leaves us, it’s in their hands.

Returns

If Something’s Off

We want you to actually like what you ordered.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll make it right.

You have 30 days from purchase to contact us.

To qualify for a refund, the item must be unused and in the original condition received.

Email us at unfilteredthoughtsshop@hotmail.com with your order number and a brief explanation.

We don’t accept returns because of changed minds, wrong sizes, or sudden personality shifts.

Each item is made specifically for you when you order it. There’s no back room full of extras.

Custom chaos is non-refundable.

We actually read the emails. If something’s off, tell us. We’ll sort it.

New Items

Amazing Comfort and Style

Soft enough to make your other shirts nervous.

Made with quality fabric that actually holds up, because comfort shouldn’t expire after three washes.

Wear it on slow days, busy days, or the kind where you’ve bonded emotionally with your couch.

It’s not that deep. It’s just a good shirt.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We partner with trusted U.S. production
facilities to get your gear made and shipped fast.

Translation: your shirt isn’t taking a world tour before it gets to you.

Do you ship internationally?

For now, we’re shipping within the United
States only.

We’re growing though, world domination (responsibly) is on the roadmap.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. The moment your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can refresh the page 47 times and watch it move across the country.

What materials are your shirts made of?

Our tees are made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft, lightweight, and emotionally supportive.

Some colors include a small fabric blend to keep things structured and stable.

Unlike some of us.

They’re breathable, durable, and comfortable enough to wear while saying things you probably shouldn’t.

Basically:
Soft shirt. Hard statements.

Soft enough to live in. Durable enough to survive your washing machine (and
your life choices).

What size should I get?

Your normal size.

We’re bold with our statements, not our sizing.

If you want that relaxed, slightly dramatic fit, size up.

If you want it standard, stick with your usual.

No surprises. No chaos. Just a shirt.


There’s a size chart in the product photos if you want to double-check.

If you still need help, email us at: unfilteredthoughtshop@hotmail.com